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Don’t know how to eat vagina? Read on don’t be this guy

So you want to know how to eat vagina huh.. are you up for the task? I mean do you have a can do attitude? That’s the spirit one of the most important tips I can give you about eating vagina is be enthusiastic.

No one wants a man who will do it just to make her happy, unless you are happy doing it. And if you are looking for tips on how to eat vagina you came to the right place.

Eating vagina is a nice way to let a lady know you think she is peachy keen. I mean what kind of woman doesn’t like cunnilingus.

Duh the one that has had a bad experience with it, don’t let you be her Yohan… I guess that’s John in English now that I think about it it was probably a fake name.

Anyway I was a virgin in High School at a College party when I met him. We met over the punch bowl, and hand some polite conversation. Soon he asked me if I wanted him to eat me out. I remember feeling as if I was on candid camera or on a bad after school special.

Needless to say I thought about it, “If I asked this man to suck his dick what would he say.” So I said what I thought he would say and proceeded to the dark quiet place. Uhm which happened to the be the bathroom.

As I sat on the toilet confused looking at him wondering what the fuck he was doing and trying to figure out if he was doing it right.

As I think back it was obvious that he was not because if he had known what he was doing I probably would not have sworn it off for years. Long story short, guys don’t be some girl’s Yohan… But I digress.

I remember watching Gabrielle Union on Chelsea lately saying that her and her lady friends would rather have cunnilingus than flowers and although I rather have both. I’m greedy like that.… If  you eat pussy right it really is a great gift.

The internet is full of articles about how to give eat vagina. Even at the single girls guide we have written a few of but let’s face it although eating vagina is not rocket science it definitely it’s the easiest thing for some of you mean to do, WELL.  In some ways it is definitely more complicated than sucking dick.

My first piece of advice I would give a man is to take time to learn your partner. Do not be afraid to ask her what she likes.

And once you find out what works for her just get to it already. If

eating pussy

eating pussy

you have a positive attitude and a rocking oral sex technique you too can give your woman the gift of an orgasm or get suffocated between her thighs trying. And hey my birthday is next month.

I know this article is for men, and a few women (how you doing ladies), but stay with me a moment. This subject reminds me the Mr Pussy episode of sex in the city. Mr Pussy was the guy who ate pussy so well that he had quite a reputation with the ladies.. and I do not know how much free time you have,  I know a lot of women who for their winter cuddle buddies. Eating a mean vagina might just push you to the top of the pile. It might be the perfect time for you to brush up on your oral sex skills.

 

Now if you are like most men and some ladies you may have probably only seen a vagina in the cover of the dark night, cloaked in granny panties and hidden under thick comforters. The only way you are going to know what kind of animal you are dealing with is to open up that bad boy, pull it apart with both hands and take a good a long look. The internet is full of numerous diagrams of vaginas.

A simple google search and ou can find some, if not you can find one on your favorite porn I mean educational sites but I don’t care where you look at one. Just get familiar… look a pussy right in the eye and get to know it.

Not only do a lot of men not know what a pussy looks like unless I am talking about a pussy cat. But a lot of women also do not know what their vaginas looks like. I mean it’s dark, hairy and underneath us. But it is yours and if you are the proud owner or a vagina or an occasional renter you should at least see what all the fuss is about.

And if you date the kind of woman who doesn’t like to shave a gift to the spa for a Brazilian wax is the gift that keeps on giving. Except like everything else that involves making a woman beautiful, it hurts like Hell… but the good news is once you get it then you may have a real chance to see it.

If you have cable, the internet or even a cell phone, you may have noticed that vaginas come in all sizes and shapes and, usually the difference is the shape and size of the labia or pussy lips and the size of the clitoris will be the different. But for the most part all of the parts should be in the same places…unless she has something a little extra or had it cut off.

Once you have talked with your lady to see what she likes and you have now had a face to face meeting with her vagina, the next step is to be able to find yourself some techniques on how to eat vagina that work.

 

The first one is the Licking technique

eating vagina is likeFor this your tongue has to be limp and wet.  Like your penis your tongue is a muscle. You can make it hard or relax it and trust me there is a time for both.. when it comes to the tongue. No one wants a limp noodle when it comes to dick but when doing the licking technique having a relaxed tongue can do the trick.

You are going to lick from her from the opening of her vagina to her clitoris and back. You don’t have to be so precise. She will moan or even scream, and this will be an indication that you are doing it right.  Lick from the beginning of her vagina or her vaginal opening or hole, lick up to her and then onto the edges of her vagina, the labia majora or her pussy lips.

Make sure you lick them along both sides. When you repeat this technique go up and down and vice versa. This is a great way to start and it may be the greatest way for her to finish.

 

Tongue intercourse

 you have to keep your tongue stiff. This is necessary if you want to try this.  Take your wet fingers and play with her vagina. GENTLY rub her clitoris while you take your tongue and stick your tongue in your vagina. You are going to orally penetrate her. Lord the memories.

You do not have to do it very long and you can even switch up the techniques. Please Trust me if she does not take your head and puts you in a figure four-leg-lock to the face you are not doing it right. Keep in mind the majority of a woman’s nerve endings are near the opening of her vagina. For many of you that is that elusive G-spot you cannot find with a flashlight.

The good news is that your tongue is the perfect length for you to reach it and stay there. So if you target the area of her vagina where you can flex your tongue and flick it upward you are sure to send chills up her spine and shoot her big toe straight in the air.

Deep Throat Kiss the Vagina

 

This one may be a little complicated for some of  you guys. Deep Kissing the Vagina  is when you hold two parts of her pussy lips together using  your lips at the same time (sucking) you are running your tongue between her labia, both inner and outer, up one side and then down the other.

This is a good technique to break the monotony but it is not something you can or should do for too long. I have had this done to me, and although I can see how it can be pleasurable for some ladies it can also be a little restrictive. You gotta let the pussy come up for air, oh and you too.. this is definitely not a good move to do if you have a stuffy nose.

Clitoris Suck

Clitoral suck once again I cannot stress enough how gentle you have to be with the technique. Take your hands your tongue whatever you like and expose her clit to the world. Now that you have admired it’s beauty take a whole of it with your mouth and suck it’s a  frappachino and you are using a thin straw. Ok not that much, just suck lightly on her clitoris until she says when.

Once again you are waiting for her cum cues, or until you cannot breathe she is suffocating you with her thighs. Once you have her clitoris exposed now you should start alternating sucking and flicking it with your tongue. You might want to blow on it in the mean time, the mixture of the hot and cool will drive her wild.

oral sex guide-The goal of oral sex is to bring her to orgasm

The goal of oral sex is to bring her to orgasm

The last technique is a tongue roll. Take your tongue and roll it up as if you are going to whistle, either you are a red neck or a West Indian but this is definitely not an easy thing to do. When you roll up your tongue you are rolling it around her clitoris. This is not a technique for the faint of heart but it is definitely a pro move. Trust me this is definitely Mr Pussy Status.

The Letter technique

The last technique may be the best or the most simple. ABC is easy as one two three gives that whole song another meaning. This technique is like writing your name in the snow, except on her clit, with your tongue…. Get it… You take your tongue and spell words on her vagina. But If I were you I would try not to spell words that will make you laugh.

I am sure if I had to do this I would spell words like dumb ass, and I want this over with. Anywhoo these are the single girls guide to eating vagina guide and if you have any tips on how to eat vagina that you think I missed please let me know.

 

Do you need to learn anything else about eating Vagina? Do you have any techniques you could suggest to get the guys started? Anything you think I forgot?  Do you have anything to add leave a comment.. I would love to hear from you



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